Sneaky Link Cocktail (Party Batch): A Fruity Punch That’s Almost Too Easy to Drink

Looking for a drink that gets the party started—and keeps it going? Enter the Sneaky Link Cocktail, a dangerously smooth tropical rum punch that’s fruity, vibrant, and way stronger than it tastes. It’s colorful, it’s bold, and it’s perfect for group gatherings, summer BBQs, beach days, or any event where the drinks are flowing and the vibes are high.

Made with a mix of flavored rums, fruit juices, and fresh garnishes, this batch cocktail is easy to mix up and almost tooeasy to sip. Hence the name: it’s sneaky.

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Why I Love This Recipe

This is one of those crowd-pleasing drinks that works every time. It’s super simple—no cocktail shaker, no fuss—just a big batch of bold flavors that come together in one festive drink.

What makes it sneaky is how light and fruity it tastes. Between the Malibu flavors, coconut rum, silver rum, and tropical juice, you barely realize how strong it is until… well, you do.

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Ingredients You’ll Need

• 1 bottle Malibu Pineapple
• 1 bottle Malibu Peach
• 1 bottle coconut rum
• 1 bottle silver rum
• 1 bottle tropical punch or pineapple-orange juice
• Orange slices, for garnish
• Strawberries, for garnish
• Ice, for serving

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Optional Additions & Swaps

• Juice Options: Try mango juice, passionfruit, or guava blends.
• Make it fizzy: Add lemon-lime soda or sparkling water just before serving for a bubbly finish.
• Berry Boost: Add raspberries or blueberries for color and flavor.
• Mocktail Version: Sub out the rum for coconut water + tropical juice for a kid-friendly or sober option.

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How to Make the Sneaky Link Cocktail

1. Combine Ingredients:
   In a large jug, punch bowl, or drink dispenser, pour in Malibu Pineapple, Malibu Peach, coconut rum, silver rum, and tropical punch or juice.
2. Mix Well:
   Stir thoroughly to make sure the rums and juice are fully combined.
3. Add Garnishes:
   Toss in halved strawberries and orange slices. They add a fruity pop and make the punch look fresh and fun—like it’s all juice. (Spoiler: it’s not.)
4. Serve Cold:
   Fill glasses with ice and pour in the Sneaky Link. Garnish if desired. Serve chilled.
5. Optional Warning:
   Give your guests a playful heads-up: this drink is light on the tongue and heavy on the rum. 🍹

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Tips for Success

• Chill Everything First: Start with cold juice and rum so you don’t have to water it down with too much ice.
• Use a Clear Dispenser: This punch looks gorgeous with floating fruit—show it off!
• Batch Ahead: Make the day before and refrigerate without fruit. Add garnishes just before serving.
• Stir Before Serving: Juice and rum can separate over time, so give it a quick stir every so often.

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Party Pairings and Ideas

Level up your Sneaky Link Cocktail with party-ready apps and sweets:

• Serve with Baked Brie Appetizer for a rich, cheesy start.
• Make a sweet statement with Jolly Rancher Edible Shot Glasses.
• Set out a second drink option like Rainbow Sangria to keep the fruit-forward vibes going.
• Offer a non-alcoholic option like Blueberry Lemonade for balance.
• Pair with late-night Chocolate Chip Cookie Bites for dessert you can snack on with one hand.

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Storage & Make-Ahead Tips

• Make-Ahead: Mix all liquid ingredients (no fruit or ice) and refrigerate up to 24 hours before serving.
• Keep It Cold: Store punch over a block of ice or frozen juice cubes to keep it chilled without watering it down.
• Leftovers: Store in the fridge up to 3 days—but odds are, there won’t be any.

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More Party Favorites You’ll Love

If this cocktail has you planning your next gathering, here are more festive sips and bites to bookmark:

• The Slippery Drank
• Rainbow Sangria
• Jolly Rancher Edible Shot Glasses
• Baked Brie Appetizer
• Blueberry Lemonade

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Final Thoughts

The Sneaky Link Cocktail is more than a drink—it’s an experience. With its tropical flavors, party-ready vibe, and playful edge, it’s the perfect way to set the tone for a fun night with friends. Just remember to sip slow… it sneaks up on you.

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