Turkey Bacon Ranch Tater Tot “Piezilla”: The Ultimate Tater Tot Pizza

Hello, fellow flavor fanatics! Jason Griffith here, and get ready to unleash a beast of an appetizer that will dominate any party or game day spread. I’m talking about the one, the only, the Turkey Bacon Ranch Tater Tot Piezilla! This isn’t just a casserole. It isn’t just a pizza. It’s a monstrously delicious hybrid of both, with a crispy, golden crust made entirely of smashed tater tots.

That’s right. We’re creating a solid foundation of crispy tater tots, then loading it up like a pizza with creamy ranch dressing, mountains of melted cheddar cheese, smoky turkey bacon, and fresh green onions. It’s savory, it’s crunchy, it’s cheesy, and it’s one of the most ridiculously fun and delicious things you will ever pull out of your oven. This Piezilla is a guaranteed showstopper that will have everyone reaching for another slice.

Why I Love This Recipe

This recipe is pure, unadulterated comfort food joy. It’s my go-to when I want to serve something that’s both wildly impressive and incredibly easy.

  • The Tater Tot Crust: Let’s be real, the crust is the star. Baking and smashing the tots creates a sturdy, flavorful, and unbelievably crispy base that blows traditional pizza dough out of the water.
  • Ultimate Party Food: It’s shareable, easy to serve, and combines flavors that are universally loved. It’s the first thing to disappear at every gathering.
  • So Easy to Make: It looks like a masterpiece, but it all starts with a humble bag of frozen tater tots. The steps are simple and the results are spectacular.
  • Endlessly Customizable: Think of the tater tot crust as your canvas. This bacon ranch version is a classic, but you can get creative with any of your favorite pizza or nacho toppings.

Ingredients to Build Your Piezilla

You only need a few simple ingredients to construct this legendary beast.

  • The Crust: 1 (32 oz) bag of frozen tater tots.
  • The “Sauce”: 1/2 cup of your favorite ranch dressing.
  • The Cheese: 1 1/2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese.
  • The Toppings: 4 slices of cooked, chopped turkey bacon and 1/4 cup of chopped green onions.
  • The Drizzle: 1/4 cup of sour cream.
  • The Seasonings: 1/2 tsp each of garlic powder and onion powder, plus salt and black pepper to taste.
  • Prep: Non-stick cooking spray.

Swaps and Notes

  • The Right Pan: I love making this in a large, oven-safe cast-iron skillet for a round “pie” shape that’s easy to slice. However, a standard 9×13-inch baking dish works perfectly for a rectangular version.
  • Don’t Thaw the Tots!: For the crispiest possible crust, use the tater tots straight from the freezer.
  • Get Creative with Toppings: Turn this into a Buffalo Chicken Piezilla by swapping the ranch for buffalo sauce and the bacon for shredded chicken. Add pickled jalapeños for a spicy kick, or mix in some corn and black beans for a Southwestern flair.
  • Cheese Choices: Sharp cheddar provides a great flavor, but a Colby Jack blend, a spicy Pepper Jack, or even a mix of cheddar and mozzarella would all be fantastic.
  • Bacon: Classic pork bacon, cooked until extra crispy, is an excellent substitute for the turkey bacon.

How to Make the Tater Tot Piezilla

Prep Time: 10 minutes Cooking Time: 35 minutes Total Time: 45 minutes Kcal: ~520 per slice Servings: 6 slices

Step 1: Preheat and Prep the Pan First things first, preheat your oven to a hot 425°F (220°C). Spray your large oven-safe skillet or 9×13-inch baking dish generously with non-stick cooking spray.

Step 2: Create and Pre-Bake the Tater Tot Crust This is the most important step for a crispy, non-soggy crust. Arrange the frozen tater tots in a single, tight layer on the bottom of your skillet or dish. Pack them in snugly so there are no gaps. Bake for 20–25 minutes, until the tots are a deep golden brown and look crispy.

Step 3: Smash the Base Carefully remove the hot pan from the oven. Now, using the flat bottom of a metal spatula or a measuring cup, gently press down on the hot tater tots to flatten and smash them together. You want to create a single, unified crust. It doesn’t have to be perfectly smooth, but it should be connected. Immediately sprinkle the hot crust with the garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper.

Step 4: Layer the Toppings Time to build the beast! Spread the ranch dressing evenly over the entire surface of the flattened tater tot crust, leaving a small border around the edge just like a pizza. Top with the shredded cheddar cheese, the chopped turkey bacon, and about half of the chopped green onions.

Step 5: The Final Bake Return the dish to the oven and bake for another 10–12 minutes. You’ll know it’s ready when all the cheese is completely melted and bubbly and the edges of the crust are an even deeper golden brown.

Step 6: Finish and Serve Your Creation Let the Piezilla rest for about 5 minutes before slicing. This helps it set up and makes for cleaner slices. Drizzle the top with sour cream (you can do this in a pattern or just drizzle freely) and garnish with the remaining fresh green onions. Slice it up like a pizza and serve hot!

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Final Thoughts

The Turkey Bacon Ranch Tater Tot Piezilla is more than just a recipe—it’s a declaration that food should be fun. It’s a guaranteed hit, a certified crowd-pleaser, and a delicious monster that you’ll be excited to make again and again.

Unleash the Piezilla at your next get-together and let me know how it goes in the comments below. I’d love to hear about any fun topping combinations you try! Happy cooking!